7. Darrin's Dipshits   70     4. Spikes Tiger Sharks 68
 1. The Scott's Meows   79    10. Chad's Chumps      101
 8. Chuck's Cheaters    66     2. Lenny's Losers      46
11. The Spiel Deal     107     5. STEVE'S SYSTEM      70
 9. Reed's Redemption   98     6. Darrell's Doormats  40
12. Ford's Faggots      51     3. Jim's Jizzers       50


2000 Week #1 Standings
======================
West
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                         Record   Win  Division   Non-Div   Pts  Avg   Pts  Avg
                         W  L  T  Pct   W  L  T   W  L  T   For   PF Agnst   PA  Strk
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10. Chad's Chumps        1  0  0 1.00   1  0  0   0  0  0   101  101    79   79    1W
 7. Darrin's Dipshits    1  0  0 1.00   1  0  0   0  0  0    70   70    68   68    1W
 1. The Scott's Meows    0  1  0 .000   0  1  0   0  0  0    79   79   101  101    1L
 4. Spikes Tiger Sharks  0  1  0 .000   0  1  0   0  0  0    68   68    70   70    1L
Central
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                         Record   Win  Division   Non-Div   Pts  Avg   Pts  Avg
                         W  L  T  Pct   W  L  T   W  L  T   For   PF Agnst   PA  Strk
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11. The Spiel Deal       1  0  0 1.00   1  0  0   0  0  0   107  107    70   70    1W
 8. Chuck's Cheaters     1  0  0 1.00   1  0  0   0  0  0    66   66    46   46    1W
 5. STEVE'S SYSTEM       0  1  0 .000   0  1  0   0  0  0    70   70   107  107    1L
 2. Lenny's Losers       0  1  0 .000   0  1  0   0  0  0    46   46    66   66    1L
East
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                         Record   Win  Division   Non-Div   Pts  Avg   Pts  Avg
                         W  L  T  Pct   W  L  T   W  L  T   For   PF Agnst   PA  Strk
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 9. Reed's Redemption    1  0  0 1.00   1  0  0   0  0  0    98   98    40   40    1W
12. Ford's Faggots       1  0  0 1.00   1  0  0   0  0  0    51   51    50   50    1W
 3. Jim's Jizzers        0  1  0 .000   0  1  0   0  0  0    50   50    51   51    1L
 6. Darrell's Doormats   0  1  0 .000   0  1  0   0  0  0    40   40    98   98    1L


Current Week's Transactions
===========================
  12. Ford's Faggots      Dropped RB HARRIS,RAYMONT (---)
  12. Ford's Faggots      Picked Up RB CHANCEY,ROBERT (SD)
   3. Jim's Jizzers       Dropped TE MOORE,DAVE (TB)
   3. Jim's Jizzers       Picked Up RB HICKS,SKIP (WAS)
   3. Jim's Jizzers       Dropped RB CLOUD,MIKE (KC)
   3. Jim's Jizzers       Picked Up RB CLOUD,MIKE (KC)
   8. Chuck's Cheaters    Dropped QB GREEN,TRENT (STL)
   8. Chuck's Cheaters    Dropped RB ALLEN,JAMES (CHI)
   8. Chuck's Cheaters    Dropped WR WILKINS,TERRENCE (IND)
   8. Chuck's Cheaters    Picked Up DETROIT DEFENSE
   8. Chuck's Cheaters    Picked Up TE GLOVER,ANDREW (NO)
   8. Chuck's Cheaters    Picked Up NEW ENGLAND KICKER
   1. The Scott's Meows   Dropped ARIZONA DEFENSE
   1. The Scott's Meows   Picked Up RB GREEN,AHMAN (GB)


Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
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   2. Lenny's Losers      at  4. Spikes Tiger Sharks
   5. STEVE'S SYSTEM      at 10. Chad's Chumps
   6. Darrell's Doormats  at  1. The Scott's Meows
   3. Jim's Jizzers       at  7. Darrin's Dipshits
  12. Ford's Faggots      at 11. The Spiel Deal
   9. Reed's Redemption   at  8. Chuck's Cheaters

Week #2 NFL Schedule
====================
  New York Giants        at Philadelphia Eagles    1:00pm
  Kansas City Chiefs     at Tennessee Titans       1:00pm
  Oakland Raiders        at Indianapolis Colts     1:00pm
  Chicago Bears          at Tampa Bay Buccaneers   1:00pm
  Green Bay Packers      at Buffalo Bills          1:00pm
  Miami Dolphins         at Minnesota Vikings      1:00pm
  Cleveland Browns       at Cincinnati Bengals     1:00pm
  Jacksonville Jaguars   at Baltimore Ravens       1:00pm
  St. Louis Rams         at Seattle Seahawks       4:15pm
  New Orleans Saints     at San Diego Chargers     4:15pm
  Carolina Panthers      at San Francisco 49ers    4:15pm
  Washington Redskins    at Detroit Lions          4:15pm
  Atlanta Falcons        at Denver Broncos         4:15pm
  Dallas Cowboys         at Arizona Cardinals      8:20pm
  New England Patriots   at New York Jets          9:00pm
Bye Teams
  Pittsburgh Steelers